VACANT CLOTHING - AUTUMN / WINTER 2009

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Vacant first appeared in the early part of 2004 like a controllable virus on the streets of London. Firstly infecting a small but uber cool crowd, the brand started to spread uncontrollably across the UK and it soon became clear that we were facing something of epidemic proportions. Soon it was on the streets of every city in Britain and was mutating into another strain called Pretty Vacant that seemed only to affect the female of the species. It's feared that the brand is at its most contagious in the hottest clubs, bars & gigs.

Officials are desperately trying to bring this under control and have pleaded for calm as stores across the country run out of Vacant. As we speak the concern is now that the epidemic has mutated again and Vacant and Pretty Vacant will become a pandemic. It is feared that the Vacant brand virus is now man-made and early symptoms are a fall in temperature to the point of ultra cool. If you are concerned that you may be carrying the virus then contact the brand hotline urgently on +44 (0)1273 414334